We won't tell if you don't.
If you want to get into the spooky spirit but just can't deal with scraping out the insides of a large orange squash - then Deliveroo has exciting news for you. This Halloween, the British food delivery company, is taking the hassle out of Halloween and launching a special pop-up where customers can purchase a ghoulish pre-carved pumpkin.
The festive pumpkins have been carved by Brighton-based 'Pumpkin Carving Queen', who graduated as a stone mason but has since found her niche in carving vegetables. You'll be in awe (as will your family and friends, when you pretend you made it yourself) with her incredible engraved designs and sculptures.
With under 100 pumpkins available - oh, and they're a total bargain at £1 - you best be quick to place your order on Deliveroo Editions Food Market - available in London, Leeds and Manchester.
If you're peckish, for this week only you can add on dishes from a selection of restaurants in the Food Market - with no delivery free. No tricks; just treats kids.
Kate Thomas at Deliveroo said "Who has the time to intricately design and carve a giant pumpkin, all-the-while adorning cute cat ears and whiskers to pull off the ultimate halloween look - it's all too much! So this Halloween take it easy and make sure you trump your friends and colleagues with one of our £1 bargain pumpkin designs"
The Pre-Carved Pumpkin Pop Up will be available exclusively on Deliveroo on Wednesday 30 and Thursday 31 October and will arrive at your door in 30 mins or less.
Deliveroo is an award-winning delivery service founded in 2013 by William Shu and Greg Orlowski. Deliveroo works with over 80,000 best-loved restaurants and takeaways, as well as 60,000 riders to provide the best food delivery experience in the world. Deliveroo is headquartered in London, with over 2,500 employees in offices around the globe.
Deliveroo operates in over 500 towns and cities across 13 markets, including Australia, Belgium, France, Hong Kong, Italy, Ireland, Netherlands, Singapore, Spain, Taiwan, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait and the United Kingdom.